Wednesday, September 23, 2009

M/M Writer Ally Blue Gets Colorful with 10 Silly Questions

I recently tracked Ally Blue down at a hash bar in Amsterdam. We shared a bowl and walked along the canals, then took in a tastefully-done sex show, which will allow us to deduct the entire trip on our income tax as "research."

Ally's answers may surprise you. Or they may not. Do you know Ally?

1. If you could invite any famous person, dead or alive, for dinner, what would you eat?

Spinach burritos! I luuuuurve spinach burritos. But, alas, I cannot cook them worth a crap, so we would have to go out to a Mexican place to eat. And if we're going out, we're going someplace that makes awesome Margaritas *g* Yay for getting celebrities drunk!

2. Who do you think you are?

Well, Facebook thinks I'm either Laverne (from Laverne & Shirley), a Berserker Zombie or a cheeseburger. So it's no wonder I'm confused :-/ [RR: I've heard you taste like a cheeseburger.]

3. What’s your problem?

Life, and its stubborn refusal to allow me to become rich and famous from my Art, that I might cast aside the EDJ (Evil Day Job) and banish it forever from my sight.

Life. Don't talk to me about life.
[/Marvin moment]
[RR: If you're like me, you have no idea what that means, or who Marvin is]

4. If you could have one wish, would you give it to me?

Of course! As long as I could think of a way that giving it to you would mean ten more wishes for me :D Or for a hundred million dollars, whatever.

5. Where you at?

Haha, not really. Did you look???
[RR: No, I didn't. And if you were behind me, I would think you'd have the courtesy to give me a reacha-around]

6. If you had to choose only one vice, what would it be?

Sloth. Because I am tired. No, wait, that's a SIN, not a vice. Dang!
Errrrrrr. Does lying in bed all day watching No Reservations and Ghost Hunters count?
[RR: Yes, because reality TV is a vice. I know.]

7. What’s your favorite brand of cereal?

The kind that is sausage biscuits.

8. When you wake up in the morning, what celebrity do you most resemble?

The Crypt Keeper.
Seriously. Ally pre-coffee is NOT a good thing O_O

9. Do you know your ass from a hole in the ground? And if so, how do you tell the difference?

I do know! And I can tell because I am SMRT [sic] and I know my ass is that thing in the front yard with the dirt and rocks in it :D

Oh, wait....

10. Do you have anything you’d like to plug?

Yes! That fucking hole in the ground! Heh *g*

Ally Blue is known by some as the Queen of Gay Angst. Her ultimate dream is to one day ditch the evil day job and support the family on manlove alone. She is not a hippie or a brain surgeon, no matter what her kids’ friends say.

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  1. Very fun interview, guys. I'm with you, Ally--sausage biscuits all the way!

  2. A tasteful sex show in Amsterdam. I can only imagine. Great interview, Ally. Now go plug that hole before something falls out.

  3. LOL! I must do more research like that :) /Ford Prefect moment.

  4. Hey - is Marvin that guy that answers the phone when you call in for unemployment? That monotonous, annoying voice that would put Ben Stein to sleep...

    Here in Michigan, everyone is on a first name basis with Marvin. We talk like he is part of the family. Of course, chances are if you still are living in Michigan (which I am) unemployment is a way of life.

    Gotta talk to Marvin every two weeks without fail... (and he is really hard to have phone sex with).

    Abby Allwynn

  5. Fun interview and I think Ally has already been to Amsterdam without you, Rick.
    Return trips are always fun

  6. Rick, I would totally give you a reach-around, sweetie! The real question is, will I need to hide from your man after? Heh *g*

    Marvin = Marvin the Paranoid Android from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams. I heart Marvin's manically depressed robot ass like whoa.

    Bryl, hey! Sausage biscuits rock! I'm not a fan of cereal, actually. Biscuits all the way!

    Hi P.A., thanks! Not for the mental images though, OMG! LOL!

    Hi Alex :D Another Ford Prefect fan, cool! I've had a not-very-secret crush on Ford since high school O_O
    **is a pathetic dork**

    George/Abby (are you George or Abby?), oh man! Your Marvin sounds like a real laugh riot. Not. Here's hoping you don't have to talk to him much longer.

    Hi Jeanne! I was most surprised to learn I'd been to Amsterdamn with my secret boyfriend -- I mean, very good friend -- Rick. That must've been some bowl, because I totally forgot, wow. LOL.

  7. Great interview Ally! My Marvin is the Martian, he's so single-minded that I just love to screw with his plans. If you forgot about a trip to Amsterdam with Rick, that is some knock-your-ass-over bowl. LOL

  8. OMG I love Marvin the Martian! Sooo cute :D
    Thanks, Melissa!