Back when I lived in the Windy City, I used to write a column for Nightspots magazine called "Tales from the Sexual Underground."
Six Ways to Bust Your Holiday Nut
By Rick R. Reed
If you're a ho! ho! ho!, here are some things you might appreciate come Christmas morn (aside from coming yourself Christmas morn, of course, which is the greatest gift of all). Even if you're not quite a ho! ho! ho!, yet you've managed to combine naughty and nice in the most delightful way, you might be interested in some of the things Santa might stuff in your tight little stocking, so read on.
These are just the tip of the, um, iceberg, when it comes to sexual holiday delights. Use your imagination (as Victor Hugo once said, "Imagination is intelligence with an erection") and you can come up with simply no end to the gifts you can give…not just during the holiday season, but throughout the year.
And in 2010, watch for Tales from the Sexual Underground, the book, coming from MLR Press!